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1) Jay Paterno and the Spread HD
What is: maybe JayPa isn’t that bad after all, and Anthony Morelli is just clinically retarded? Obviously, he knows how to craft a functioning offense of some sort. Maybe it was Morelli, not Jay holding the team back in 2006 and 2007.
2) Joe Tiller’s Mustache
What is: the inspiration for Danny Hope’s Mustache?
3) The Color Purple
Please see this video, 15 seconds in:
4) Brains
What is: Joe Paterno’s entire diet? Oh, and Ovaltine. Brains and Ovaltine, yummy.
5) Hawkeye State
Is this supposed to be some sort of reference to Iowa? Hey, I answered in the form of a question and I didn’t even mean to! Either way, both teams in the state of Iowa kinda suck.
6) Rudy
Who is: Shitty midget?
7) Knee Ligaments
What is: the least functional portion of Sean Lee’s body?
(Note: I said least functional, not least used. Interpret that as you will).
8) Terrell Pryor
Why am: I fucking terrified of Ohio State?
9) Mark May
Who is: someone who only appears intelligent because he is alongside Lou Holtz.
10) Rich Rodriguez
Who is: going to terrorize the big Ten within a few years (I hope)?
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Tags: Football, roundtables
RE: Mark May
Sorry, that was close, but incorrect. We were looking for “Who is someone who makes Lou Holtz appear intelligent?”